Wednesday, 4 March 2009

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older


Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hello !!

I need your attention, please .. okk, so here we are .. yes, the moment, the extraordinary, and the very splendid day in the history ..that atleast your great grandsons are also not going to witness ... has arrived, with all the blessings and all the love ..


The moment is finally here, yes, with all the biggest pride I can have .. and, all the greatest hapiness I can have, your friend George Clooney alongwith ravishing beauty Angelina Jolie are going to unveil the most eminent and the impeccable machine of the century .. yes, hold your breath .. here it is .. the proud owner .. the man who knows no boundaries, and no limits Mr. Gaurav Jindal with his newly bought Royal Enfield Electra .. which is specially made on order by the manufacturers .. and it took some 12 years, as per their newscorner to make such a materpiece


I can feel the thrill ... yea yea Pitt .. "you'll also get a chance to see" .. wait for sometime ..


Well, Jolie.. "Do you wanna throw some light on this beautiful night" ??

Clooney, "I can't express the feelings, you know, Slumdog Millionaire winning 8/10 awards at Oscars was also not that much dazzling and elegant .. but, this is something amazing and unbelievable .. I'd like to go for a date with Mr. Jindal .. on this "once made" motorcycle in a lifetime ... ooooo I cant believe this .. I'm loving it .. "


Well, here we are with proud owner and the effluent person in his field .. Mr. Jindal, "Do you have to say something on this? "

"Thankyou all, its like a dream come true .. thanks once again .. whole of my life I had two options .. love and hate .. I chose love .. and, thats why I'm here" he said.

With his love towards giving witty statements at every ocassion .. here also, he was not quiet, quoting "You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze."



P.S.: This is the exact replica of the event that took place at Kodak theatre, LA.

Input from reliable sources.

Photo Courtesy: Gety Images (Rights reserved)